The Baddest Motherfucker

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The Baddest Motherfucker

Intro:

Girl: You’re The Baddest Motherfucker

Uh ooooohhhh. You know how much pussy I’mma get for this one, ha.
I’m only going to say this once… N DOT… C!!! Woooo –oooohhhh!!!!!

Chorus:

Move your body, move your body, and we push it. (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Ladies!)
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest,
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the Baddest Motherfucker
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest,
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the Baddest Motherfucker
(Oh right I’mma keep it real with this one, yo)

Verse 1

P’s and Q’s, G’s to Gents/
Metrosexuals, get bent/
I’m from the projects, we ain’t got no sense, talk shit, it only cost two cents /
Gossip, all in your biz, drama, we don’t watch our kids/
Get pissed, get mad, get this/
I just read up on the facts, and tell it how it is/
Ladies get cheezy, sleezy, since I’ve been on TV/
You ain’t even gotta say it, it’s a pleasure to meet me/
Superstar, full of drive got no car/
Irony, my back yard is Hollywood Boulevard/
I’ve been yearning for that Persian poon, learning trying to earn like Jews/
Working purchasing my dues, flirting definitely to screw/
Baby move, I ain’t going to tell you what to do, bug-a-boo/
Complaining about your problems, try something new/
Go and get a little loose, sip a bottle of that goose/
Go and get up on some tunes, then come up to my room, watch you

Chorus Repeat (With Chant’s of WHAT!)

Move your body, move your body, and we push it. (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Ladies!)
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest,
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the Baddest Motherfucker
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest,
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the Baddest Motherfucker
(Oh right I’mma keep it real with this one, yo)

Verse 2

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce/
Skimpy clothes, it’s hot in here, it’s about to go down/
Stripper poles, shots in here, get up off that Crown/
I got head from your best friend, sex, it don’t count/
Blame it on swag, no strings attached/
Girl don’t get mad, it’s only ass/
Move on to the next, your ex, you ain’t gotta be upset/
You don’t want to get cheated on, I suggest you get a pet/
They see me as a threat, insecurity is lame/
I’m just saying, my man, don’t want me around his dame/
My new nickname, Mr. Take Your Girlfriend/
Fuck a hit record, I’m making the world spin/
Chicks, kissing chicks, trying to get, my attention/
No effect, a matter fact, I just see you as a lesbian/
Miracle worker, I ain’t get no one pregnant/
Plus I’m a Mexican, and Abron’s best man, DAMN!

Chorus Repeat (With Chants of WHAT!)

(What does anything got to do with me being the best man for my cousin?
Nothing, I just wanted to give him a shout out, ah haaa. Back to the song, ladies!)

Move your body, move your body, and we push it. (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Ladies!)
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest,
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the Baddest Motherfucker
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest,
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the Baddest Motherfucker
(Oh right I’mma keep it real with this one, yo)

Verse 3

Mafioso, braggadocio, clashing cultures, wanted posters/
Dusted off on Motorola, life is like a roller coaster/
Throw your hands in the air, and scream/
Lady take off your seatbelt, and let me get in them jeans/
It’s a pleasure being me, so fresh, not clean/
Dirty mouth tounge-in cheek, rated R, want a peak
Go and scream in the sheets, ain’t nobody going to hear it/
I’m a grown man, I don’t live with my parents/
Kid’s going to play, I know that they’re going to listen/
I ain’t going to watch what I say, this is real world experience/
I’m the Baddest Motherfucker, in a bachelor punk sucker/
Fuck a jag, bought a bus pass, no gas guzzler/
Ask faggot ass Dwayne, handicap Dwayne/
I ain’t compromise for no one, won’t a damn thang, change/
I’ve been moving states, moving mountains, whatever it takes/
N DOT the Great, balla blockers out of my way, and hey

Chorus Repeat (And repeated yeah’s)

Outro:

Let’s hit the floor
Bang the beat out, bang, bang, bang, bang the beat out
Bang, bang, bang, bang the beat out, bang the beat out
Bang the beat out, bang the beat out
Bang the, bang the, bang the, bang the beat out, shall we dance

Chorus Repeat

Move your body, move your body, and we push it. (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Uh, ha)
Move your body, move your body, and we push it (Ladies!)
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest,
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the Baddest Motherfucker
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest,
You’re the baddest, You’re the baddest, You’re the Baddest Motherfucker
(Oh right I’mma keep it real with this one, yo)